Laura Bush Presidential Timber? Don't Make Me Laugh!

Op-Ed By Heather

Laura Bush, Desperate Housewife
First Lady Laura Bush stole the show at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner a few weeks back with a surprise comedy routine in which she ripped President Bush and admitted to being a "desperate housewife."

Grabbing the microphone from her husband, the first lady brought the crowd of political heavyweights and Hollywood celebrities to its feet as she let loose a series of one-liners that included digs at her mother-in-law, tales of going to a male strip club, and a colorful allusion to the time George, um, gave a hand-job to a horse, which i found truely insulting, but seemed to pass or perverted humor.

Why do I bring this up? Well it seems the Media, and leaks, perhaps from the whitehouse itself, or the RNC are leaking trial balloons about Laura Bush as a presidential candidate these days and the above prologue is her resumé for the presidency, yes no need to have fiscal training and knowledge, budgeting, knowledge of world events, world history, or even knowledge of world leaders, heck her husbund doesn't either!
On the contrary all you need to be experienced in, is knowledge of timing in delivering one liners on television, charm, a vehicle and the ability to run someone over during your college years, raising two bratty ill mannered daughters that are a belt away from AA and had brushes with the law, and absolutely no knowledge of the military or military training and presto instant presidential candidate for 2008.

Does my bantering sound silly? Yes! You bet it does, about as silly as Laura Bush being a presidential candidate for 2008.

If you want a female candidate try to act serious with a grain of intelligence i know its hard for you right wing extremist neocons but ummmmm duhhhhhhhhh come on thats it scratch your balding heads thats it i see your bulb coming up with an idea that makes sense a little harder now....there you goooooooo yes thats it duhhhhhhh Liddy Dole hey I knew you guys on the right could do it, actually I can think of a few others "Condi" Rice, Olympia Snowe, you may propse an polemic debate over their politics but at least they have a legit political resumé to run on.

Laura Bush may consider herself a "Desperate Housewife" but if she were president we certainly would be a "Desperate Nation".

In ending please spare me any rhetoric replies assumming i am in support of a "Hillary Clinton" nomination and run for the presidency, if you did you would be assumming WRONG! all other intelligent replies to my post would be greatly appreciated. I'm out